Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Caleb.

90440472: R u Stephanie
Steffie: Yes who is this?

90440472: My name is Caleb.. Can b friend with u?
Steffie: how did you get my number!

90440472: Its a guy.. Think he ur ex bf?
Steffie: What's his name

90440472: I 4got it leh.. U mind izzit?
Steffie: Not interested.

(from then on things became omg)

90440472: Oh, but u interested in $ rite? Ur ex bf told me u like to wear spag strap with short skirt izzit?
Steffie: No la i like to wear pyjamas. Yes i love money, only if they come in millions. And i can't stand guys who can't spell properly.

90440472: Then do u wear bra & panties inside ur pyjamas? Can i take a look wat colour u wearing? haha.. u wan hw much $? Wat u mean guy dun spell properly?
Steffie: Don't degrade yourself pls.

90440472: I never. Its a guy normal reaction. U let me c, i pay u $. Or u tell me wat bra colour u wearing nw?

(i start sending smses to some friends)

90440472: U ask ur friend to warn me not to disturb you rite?

90440472: So wat u wan frm me leh?
Steffie: I want your NRIC no.

90440472: U ask me to give u, then i muz give u my ic num meh? Then i ask u to show me ur bra or breast, will u do it?

end of story.
Sms him as and when to remind him what a @#$%^&* he is.
Ask your friends to sms him.
Ask your mother even.

Urgh.



Seriously.

11:26 AM!Y

WHOOHOO,WHEEHEE, WHAAHAA
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mumbo jumbo
STEFFIE SEVENTEEN SEXY SWEET SASSY SMART SALTY SOPHISTICATED SENSIBLE SENSITIVE SOGGY SENTIMENTAL STUNNING.
chatter box
talk about how the world is going to collapse.